Neil Munro

[Neil Munro]

The young male race horse came from a long line of winners, and did wonderfully in workouts. However, in actual races he proved a little too romantic, and could never quite bring himself to pass a mare. So one day the trainer went to him and told him he’d have to be castrated. The young horse, knowing that it was either this or the glue factory, took it philosophically. After all, having the operation was almost a certain guarantee of a long and illustrious racing career. After a short recovery period, the horse was again run in workouts, and found to do as well as ever. But the first time he actually ran in a race, he only went about ten paces, before getting a dejected look on his face, turning around, and ambling back to the starting gates. “What’s the matter?” asked the trainer, “you were doing great!”. “Yeah, well how would you feel” replied the horse, “if five thousand people took one look at you and shouted ‘they’re off!’?”

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A man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.
MAN: “What was that for?”
WIFE: “What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?”
MAN: “Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on.” The wife looked all satisfied, apologises, and goes off do work around the house. Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.
MAN: “What in the world was that for this time?”
WIFE: “Your horse called.”

[Neil Munro]

Fun each way 50p bets for today
2.00 A Newspeak
2.30 A Champion Harbour
3.45 NM Karl Marx*
4.30 A Aprovado
5.00 A Perfect Words
5.35 W Indian Affair
7.25 W Bogsnog
7.50 W Moojaned
8.30 W Glorious Artist
9.00 W Arts Desire

[Neil Munro]

Jacqueline’s selections for 31/7/17 suitable for dutching,in running and forecast.

ayr

200—8-11—(4)
400—1-7—(3)
430—2—(3-8)—mlw—2

n/a

145—1-2—(6)—mlw—1
245—3-1—(2)—mlw—3
315—2-1—(5)—mlw—2

win

605—1-2—(3)—mlw—1
640—1-2—(4)
820—1-4—(6)—mlw—1

wolv

545—4-9—(3)

8 run or less

ayr

400—1-5—(4)
430—2-5—(1)

n/a

145—1-2—(6)
245—1-2—(3)
315—2-1—(4)

win

605—1-3—(2)
640—1-2—(5)
820—1-2—(4)

[Neil Munro]

A few fun each ways.

2.00 P Our Little Pony
4.00 P Art Obsession
5.00 P Jacobs Pillow

Good luck all !

[Neil Munro]

For Sunday 30/7/17 from Jacqueline.

pont

230—9—(6-2)—mlw—9
300—2—(10-5)
330—4-2—(6)

utt

315—5-2—(3)—mlw—5
415—2-3—(5)
445—5—(3-2)

[Neil Munro]

From the lady.

ew patent

445—classic seniority
525—vecheka
600—the secrets out

[Neil Munro]

A Few fun e/w bets
Ascot
3.35 Benbati
4.45 Bertiewhite
Chester
5.25 Dessert Dream
Curragh
2.20 Royal Navy Warship
Newmarket
4.00 Eqtiraan

Good luck all.

[Neil Munro]

Jacquelines ratings DM

2.25 Dbai
4.45 Classic Seniority
Nc
3.40 Boundsy
4.50 Cool Breeze
5.25 Hadley
Yor
5.00 Company Asset
5.35 John Kirkup
Lin
7.30 Working Class

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Jacqueline’s selections for today advice is use to dutch , in running and forecast.

nc

340—3-7—(5)—mlw—3
450—4-2—(7)—mlw—4
525—2-4—(8)

asc

445—1—(6-9)

che

235—7-9—(2)
310—1-7—(2)
455—1-3—(10)

yor

500—8—(6-4)
535—1—(4-10)

sal

815—4-2—(3)

lin

600—6-7—(3)—mlw—6
730—4-9—(2)—mlw—4
830—6-3—(5)

[Neil Munro]

Trying out some filters today.
As
1.40 Indicia
2.45 Uae King
3.20 Golden Stunner
4.25 Shamshon
Chep
5.50 Kareva
6.20 Characterized
6.50 Peach Melba
Nm
5.35 Midnight Whisler
7.10 Joes Spirit
Th
2.20 Juliet Capulet
2.55 Mr Wagyu/Silver Starlight
3.30 Springforth
4.05 Oriental Lilly
5.05 Points Of Woods
Ut
2.00 Nampararoo
2.30 Knight Commander/Mash Potato
3.40 Destinys Gold/Polarbrook
4.45 Cut The Corner
5.15 Drumlynn
Yo
7.30 Ajam Princess
8.00 Home Cummins

Good luck all !

[Neil Munro]

Simon,
Thanks much appreciated will use my free bet issued as comp by Bf for yesterdays fiasco.

[Neil Munro]

Jacqueline’s selections for today-dutching-in running and forecast.

slightly different today—no longer doing races where more than 3 qualify—should go better ???

thi—the ones in () are for use in forecast and tricast combinations=6 bets

255—1-2—(4)
330—9-1—(5)
405—8-7—(3)

asc

245—1-4—(8)
320—1-4—(6)
425—10-15—(9)—mlw—10
455—4-1—(7)

utt

230—1-6—(9)
305—4-3—(6)
340—2-10—(8)

nm

535—6-5—(4)
710—1—(3-5)—mlw—1
740—2—(1-6)
810—3-2—(5)
840—7—(5-6)

che

620—3-5—(6)—mlw—3
650—3-2—(1)

yor

630—3-6—(2)
800—7-3—(9)
830—1—(9-6)

[Neil Munro]

Jaquelines

an ew lucky 15 from gocompare.com

wor—505—3
nb—705—2
don—750—2
don—855—6

[Neil Munro]

Carl cheers had a few winners from this fellow so £1 each way !

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